Rumor has it that General Chu Yi of the Great Qi is a gloomy and impotent pervert.
After the defeat of Yu Country, a pile of treasures and beauties was sent over. According to the customs of Da Qi, these spoils of war were to be auctioned. As a result, Chu Yi won the auction for the final treasure – Yu Lin, the little prince of Yu Country, famous for his beauty.
Spectator A: Why would General Chu, who is impotent, buy a beauty to bring home?
Spectator B: I heard that the little prince of Yu has slept with all the women in the brothels of Yu Country. Maybe he can cure General Chu.
Yu Lin: Why did he buy me if he’s not going to sleep with me! Why! I’m furious!
Chu Yi: We must be dignified and respectful. Only after marriage can I touch him.
