九晏 – abysswhispers https://abysswhispers.in Thu, 04 Jul 2024 15:30:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i2.wp.com/abysswhispers.in/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/cropped-squarecopy-32x32.jpg 九晏 – abysswhispers https://abysswhispers.in 32 32 Drunken Spring https://abysswhispers.in/novels/drunken-spring/ https://abysswhispers.in/novels/drunken-spring/#respond Thu, 04 Jul 2024 13:44:29 +0000 https://abysswhispers.in/?post_type=series&p=692 Rumor has it that General Chu Yi of the Great Qi is a gloomy and impotent pervert.

 

After the defeat of Yu Country, a pile of treasures and beauties was sent over. According to the customs of Da Qi, these spoils of war were to be auctioned. As a result, Chu Yi won the auction for the final treasure – Yu Lin, the little prince of Yu Country, famous for his beauty.

 

Spectator A: Why would General Chu, who is impotent, buy a beauty to bring home? 

Spectator B: I heard that the little prince of Yu has slept with all the women in the brothels of Yu Country. Maybe he can cure General Chu.

 

Yu Lin: Why did he buy me if he’s not going to sleep with me! Why! I’m furious!

Chu Yi: We must be dignified and respectful. Only after marriage can I touch him.

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